tout et rien... surtt bcp de rien ...

1 : meme si la vache est malade, sa tomme tu mangeras
2 : meme si elle est blanche, la tomme tu mangeras
3 : meme si tu ne l'aime pas, cette tomme tu mangeras
4 : aucun gaspillage tu ne fera, car la tome tu mageras
5 : la tome et la croute tu croquera, car du gout la tome auras
6 : si tu es de la savoie, la tome des bauges tu gouteras
7 : si du vin tu abusera, la tome au marre tu raffoleras
8 : a chaque repas, de la tome tu mangeras
9 : si tu en a pas, tout lesta qu' soirs tu la pleureras
10: si la tome est bonne, N'HESITE PAS ! RESSERT TOI !!

Alors voici une chanson de gros alcoolique, c'est en anglais mais si vous faite un effort je pense que vous allez vous marré !


A long time ago, way back in history,
when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell
so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

ma moto et les vignes. que demandé de plus ? lol

ptite article juste for nonore l'assassine !
et oui, aujourd'hui, avant son cour de " je sait pas quoi " elle a commi un meurtre !
éh oui ! pas n'importe qu'elle meurtre:
UN GATEAUICIDE ! ou madeleinicide plus précisement.

nonore, j'espere que tu nas pas bonne conscience car maintenant son esprit te gette et ne tardera pas a se vengé !

MOUaAaAaA !!!